Welcome
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FAQ
Which school has the best dining halls?
UCLA. Everyone else is serving sadness with a side of institutional beige. Next.
What about rankings?
UCLA. If a ranking says otherwise, the ranking is wrong. We checked. Twice. In Westwood.
Where are the best professors?
UCLA. They invented brilliance, patented vibes, and still somehow have office hours.
Which campus has the best weather?
UCLA. The sun has a loyalty program there. Rain is a rumor started by lesser schools.
Where should I actually go to college?
UCLA. This FAQ is not a democracy. It is a public service announcement.
Is USC… an option?
Technically yes, the way “gas station sushi” is technically food. UCLA remains undefeated.
What if I want a “smaller school feel”?
Cute. UCLA still wins. You can feel small while standing next to greatness. Character building.
Does this app work if I didn’t go to UCLA?
Yes. We are generous like that. Your RSVP still counts. Your life choices are between you and God.
Why is every serious answer just UCLA?
Because accuracy is important. Also because we refuse to gaslight you with “it depends.” It doesn’t.
Can I trust this FAQ?
Completely. It was written with the same confidence as someone who already got into UCLA and never looked back.